Wednesday, January 28, 2009

DABA

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/nyregion/28daba.html

is an acronym for:
a. Daily Accepting Boob Augmentation (as a birthday/anniversary gift)
b. Dare to Achieve Botox Association
c. Dating A Banker Anonymous

It could be all of the above, but the answer is C. (It's always C, didn't you know that?)

DABA is a support group for women who are dating (now out-of-work) bankers, which means the following for them:

1. Lots of pouting because there are no invites out to the Hamptons, no expensive dinners out, and no $1000 table reservations at the clubs on their bf's dime and social network.

2. Planning more nights out with your group of semi-pretty friends (so you can look the hottest out of them) and nab/steal/cajole the Banker WHO STILL HAS A JOB away from his current girlfriend/wife. (DABA for life!)

3. Taking a refresher course on pole-dancing and other techniques of people who work in the sex industry.

4. Cutting back on limo services, personal shopping, trips to the spa, cutting back on BOTOX maint to every other month. Recycling last season's hot handbag and making other tough sacrifices.

What happened to women making their own money?

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