Keeping it simple

Damn I need to pay penance. Why couldn't I have been Catholic so I could have an easy way out? All this Lutheran protestant b.s. I grew up with is really getting to me now!!! I was watching basketball diaries yesterday and little leo was told to do 10 hail marys and 4 our fathers.... the thing i don't get is are you supposed to feel bad for it or if you don't then do you end up in purgatory. damn, if you were protestant then you would wind up in hell. you see this hypocritical narrow line you have to walk? being a catholic just gives you a little bit more wiggle room. and you know what the road just gets narrower with anything that has to do with reincarnation.... the only thing is that you have to wait to get what you give.... which could be good ...or bad. damn, you could die tomorrow after a life time of not doing shit for anybody but yourself and then come back as a fly eating dog turd and then die an ignoble death as a fat guy swats you off his hairy ass. so what am i going to do? i wont know until i get to the end, huh? well, if i don't know then to the hell with it right?