Doggone-it prats! Confounded idiots who should be banished to a desert island of idiots to compete for drinking water in a thunderdome style battle. Excuse my lame attempt at cursing without using expletives. Anyway bad things happen to good people and bad people and good things happen to both but some feel like it's luck and the others just think they deserve it. OMG! How can the bad just pour down on both Jane and me at the SAME time???! I am confused by this -- events happen in 3's but to both of us at the same time? Mathematically it would look something like this 2x(3x3x3) =666??? Yes, that would make it the mark of the beast.
Really though, all kidding aside - it's been a shitastically turd burglar type of day and it all started the other day with the crazy drunk guy telling us he just went through his second divorce, almost puking on us while sitting really close to us, then trying to lean on me to touch Jane's face THEN to top it all off as we were scrambling to leave because we were so weirded out he grabbed the back of my coat and wouldn't let go. REALLY??!! Did that really need to happen? Wait I think the thing that happened to us today was the last one. YES!
